Lost In Translation | Sofia Coppola | 2003
Heard a snippet of this song on NPR the other day, and was made immediately sad.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
An amputee porn called Elbow Deep.
Yo, I came up with this years ago and it’s called Stub Fuckers. There’s video proof of me saying it too.
Here’s a short story thing I tried to write a few weeks ago about baseball and the apocalypse. I was going to let it rest eternally in the dark back corners of my hard drive, but my friend Carly told me in an e-mail today that it seemed like it was something that one day college students will be studying in a creative writing course. I don’t believe her. She says that stuff all of the time. But, in the name of The Chris Gethard Show, and of fighting, and of making something, doing my best at it, and putting myself out there with it, here it is. I don’t think it’s well written, nor do I think it’s a good idea to put it on my Tumblr page where people might read it and pass judgment about me as a person, but it’s a bad idea that I’m about to do. In the spirit of TCGS’ Comedy Central pilot, take this.
It’s titled “The Sandlot 4,” mostly because I couldn’t decide on anything much better and pretty much gave up on a title very early on.
It’s very long, and probably at least a little tedious, even though Carly said it wasn’t tedious at all. Please do not feel obligated to read it if you have literally anything else you could be doing with your time.
Thanks for indulging me. Sorry I subject you all to this; you’re such awesome, awesome people for following me at all.
God damn John. To me it seems like the start of something worthwhile. God… I need to get my shit together and start writing again. But I’m really glad you decided to put this up. Write or die BRUTHUUUUURRR!
“That’s When I Reach for My Revolver” – Mission Of Burma